My Top 10 List of Moronic People On Afterdawn

19 Jan 2007 13:37 (Edited: 19 Jan 2007 13:37)

Here they are, some of the best and brightest events ever to have graced the presence of Afterdawn. Please realize, I'm not insulting these people, but rather their actions and approach to handling the situations they were in. Here we go:

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#10-Mango1
http://forums.afterdawn.com/thread_view.cfm/359142
(She didn't score higher on the list because she later redeemed herself in Damo's shoutbox.)
http://my.afterdawn.com/damo666/shoutbox.cfm

#9-Torrent16
He was complaining in a moderator's shoutbox because they closed some of his topics. The mods simply gave him these links as justification for their actions.
http://forums.afterdawn.com/thread_view.cfm/441952
http://forums.afterdawn.com/thread_view.cfm/442107

#8-Grim
The title of his topic says it all.
http://forums.afterdawn.com/thread_view.cfm/283055

#7-The Runescape Bunch
http://forums.afterdawn.com/thread_view.cfm/4/351570
Nephs reply on page 4 is especially great.

#6-truth721
As janrocks puts it: "the prizewinning retarded post for the year so far."
http://forums.afterdawn.com/thread_view.cfm/454070

#5-thirst97
Because there is such a thing as too far.
http://forums.afterdawn.com/thread_view.cfm/361530

#4-FSnake
This kid has the worst case of ADHD that I've ever seen.
http://forums.afterdawn.com/thread_view.cfm/350814

#3-J_Bone
Ireland, the DVDXCopy Chief Moderator, at his best.
http://forums.afterdawn.com/thread_view.cfm/443820
(More for the thread than the person)

#2-ckurt25
An explanation would ruin this one.
http://forums.afterdawn.com/thread_view.cfm/335327

#1-Graham91
It was just after the XBOX 360's launch that a fourteen year old named Graham Fischer boasted on the Afterdawn forums that he had hacked his new game system and that he was going to tell everyone how. Just before finishing the tutorial, though, he said that he was going to go kill himself because his time was up. Just minutes later, he posted again and finished the guide. The thread immediately became bustling with activity--everyone calling Graham a liar and Graham growing more and more defensive. I believe the post started out as an April Fool's Joke and there eventually came a point where Graham started believing that he had actually hacked the 360. Let us now take off our hats and pay homage to one of the true outcasts of society.
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[EDIT=Graham's forums no longer exist--if you missed the boat, I apologize. Because he was that bad, though, I'm going to leave his name up here with a short explanation of why he's number one.]

There you have it; the people that can only but insult themselves. If you have your own personal favorite not listed, please comment.

Much thanks to janrocks, creaky, nephilim, ireland, svstang, and, of course, your resident village idiots.

User comments

• by Estuansis @ 25 Aug 2007 2:12

  lmao ><
  
  Lust went through your Top 10 stupidest... omg I couldn't stop laughing till the very end when I started crying it was so funny. ROFL!!!

• by svtstang @ 18 Apr 2008 21:58

  Yeah you hit the nail on the head with FSnake :p

• by rtm27 @ 16 Jul 2008 22:03

  I couldn't stop laughing reading this!! LOL!!!

• by abuzar1 @ 03 Oct 2008 23:44

  I wanted to read what mango would say! dammit lol

• by abuzar1 @ 03 Oct 2008 23:45

  Oh, well I didn't read the shoutbox. Maybe you should put me on there too.

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