LordRussell

I'm a 46 year old adolescent narcissist who has little time for whiny college undergrads playing 'piss-on-the-shoes' after taking History 201. Just because you've had a couple of months away from mommy & daddy and had your first taste of titty & asshole fucking doesn't make you a world traveler or Rhodes scholar...

I've worked in both the Music & Movie Industry and served in the Military. I've had a family, I've seen death and even died. I've seen people killed before me, I've done the killing & I've held the newly born... I don't need anecdotal life stories from a 20 something punk who's tasted his own spooge. If you have facts for the mission, then lets gets down to business; otherwise you're wasting all our time.

I put my age on here for a reason... Unless you ARE my age or have done at least one of the things mentioned - don't for a moment think you know me. You don't try it, I won't do it. That way no one gets their feelings hurt. Trust me, I would rather make fun of myself before busting someone else's balls (that's not 'exactly' true, but I'm not a hateful person).

If there's something you want to know about me visit my homepage and read a few of my rants or write me there. Ask POLITELY and I might just answer. Get hateful and I will most assuredly verbally assault you like a starved female lion does a bucket of hamsters.