Im a 46 year old adolescent narcissist who has little time for whiny college undergrads playing piss-on-the-shoes after taking History 201. Just because youve had a couple of months away from mommy & daddy and had your first taste of titty & asshole fucking doesnt make you a world traveler or Rhodes scholar... <br /> <br />Ive worked in both the Music & Movie Industry and served in the Military. Ive had a family, Ive seen death and even died. Ive seen people killed before me, Ive done the killing & Ive held the newly born... I dont need anecdotal life stories from a 20 something punk whos tasted his own spooge. If you have facts for the mission, then lets gets down to business; otherwise youre wasting all our time. <br /> <br />I put my age on here for a reason... Unless you ARE my age or have done at least one of the things mentioned - dont for a moment think you know me. You dont try it, I wont do it. That way no one gets their feelings hurt. Trust me, I would rather make fun of myself before busting someone elses balls (thats not exactly true, but Im not a hateful person). <br /> <br />If theres something you want to know about me visit my homepage and read a few of my rants or write me there. Ask POLITELY and I might just answer. Get hateful and I will most assuredly verbally assault you like a starved female lion does a bucket of hamsters.