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Imponderables

08 May 2007 15:14 (Edited: 08 May 2007 15:14)

Why is it...

Why do we say the alarm went off when, in fact, it went on?

Can you get a Masters in Pretty Good Arts?

Can sharps and flats reach a chord?

Wasn't The Lone Ranger with Tonto?

Why do people say "It's always in the last place you look"? Of course it is always in the last place you look, what kind of moron would keep on looking after he'd found it?

If the No. 2 pencil is so popular, why is it still No. 2?

Why do you drive in a parkway but park in a driveway?

Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?

Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?

What would happen if night fell and the earth wasn't there to catch it?

Is it because light travels faster than sound that some people appear bright until you hear them speak?

Why is it called the tourist season if you can't shoot them?

If there were no evil in the world, would good cease to have meaning?

Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?

If ignorance is bliss, why aren't more people happy?

If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?

Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?

Why aren't other planets invited to the Miss Universe Pageant?

 

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