MY LIFE STORY: Chapter Deux

21 Apr 2008 19:48

And so, I was 5! I tripped over a rock, an had a boo-boo! Then, some girl with HUGE boobs picked me up, and smacked me right in there! Then, I found out, that there was something going on in my pants, I could fit in those boobs! Then I was 6, my 3 year old sister, Andrea (now a pain-in-the-ass), gave me a cupcake to suck on, she threw it in my face. Then I slapped her and she cried. :D. Skipping all the boring years, I was 9, I had my first girlfriend...

List of my blog entries

• MY LIFE STORY: Chapter 1 (05 Jan 2008)
• Teaser: My Life Story! (21 Nov 2007)
• The Best Tutorial for Windows XP Tweaks (22 Sep 2007)

User comments

• by LeadBaron @ 22 Apr 2008 15:23

  Nice. Chapter trois will be your prepubescent years...excellent...

• by marlino23 @ 09 May 2008 15:47

  dating at 9... got busy early eh?

• by tripplite @ 14 Jun 2008 21:51

  well your a fucked up child my friend...lol kinda funny!!!!

• by kikzm33z @ 13 Dec 2008 12:32

  Lol.

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