MY LIFE STORY: Chapter 1

05 Jan 2008 20:28

Well, it all began on August 3, 1991. I was born. I SAW THE LIGHT BITCH! Amazingly, I didn't cry when I came out, so the doctors thought I was dead, so he spank me, and I cried :(. My parents thought I would be a girl, so they bought all kinds of girlish stuff for me, then they threw it out! YAY! I ate some baby food later on. Then, I turned 1 and I had my first birthday! I didn't have any of the cake since a baby can't eat cake!

At 2, I said my first word! (Not counting "mommy" or "daddy". I touched a radiator, and said 'hot!'. LOL.




CHAPTER 2 COMING SOON!

List of my blog entries

• MY LIFE STORY: Chapter Deux (21 Apr 2008)
• Teaser: My Life Story! (21 Nov 2007)
• The Best Tutorial for Windows XP Tweaks (22 Sep 2007)

User comments

• by LeadBaron @ 20 Mar 2008 21:35

  Can't wait for your awkward puberty years, where you begin to notice girls.

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