LAPD, FBI, CIA

16 Jan 2006 19:40 (Edited: 16 Jan 2006 19:40)

The LAPD, The FBI, and the CIA are all trying to prove that they are the best at apprehending criminals. The President decides to give them a test. He releases a rabbit into a forest and each of them has
to catch it.

The CIA goes in. They place animal informants throughout the forest. They question all plant and mineral witnesses. After three months of extensive investigations they conclude that rabbits do not exist.

The FBI goes in. After two weeks with no leads they burn the forest, killing everything in it, including the rabbit, and they make no apologies. The rabbit had it coming.

The LAPD goes in. They come out two hours later with a badly beaten bear. The bear is yelling: "Okay! Okay! I'm a rabbit! I'm a rabbit!'

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User comments

• by V-kos @ 18 Jan 2006 23:19

  LOL :)
  
  I like the way that FBI and LAPD works.
  
  I think they were looking this crazy killer rabbit.
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• by _NOVA_ @ 17 May 2006 12:31

  If i had a choice of workign with one of these groups it be the CIA..there jsut a bunch of lazy bastards..we all know it.

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