Bigtoxy69

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Blockbuster's Retreat

30 May 2011 10:10 | Comments: 1

I Had { past tense Been a Blockbuster Customer For a Few Years !! I never has too many complaints ? My Preferred Rental location was 18-20 Miles away From The sQuatch-Cave !!! But It was located ...

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IT DOES'NT PAY TO GET OUT OF BED DAYS

07 Mar 2010 14:40 | No comments made

the Other day my brother -in0law fixed my garden tractor ! thanks it worked great - Then I got it stuck behind our shed !!! I told him not to but beuing the nice guiy he is he went and got ...

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If you like dying you'll love Socialized medicine ( Are You Listening ?}

04 Feb 2009 8:07 | No comments made

Injured man dies after rejection by 14 hospitals * By MARI YAMAGUCHI, Associated Press Writer Mari Yamaguchi, Associated Press Writer – 56 mins ago TOKYO – A 69-year-old Japanese ...

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11 Nov 2010 2:51
Scene: A cafe. One table is occupied by a group of Vikings wearing horned helmets. Whenever the word spam is repeated, they begin singing and/or chanting. A man and his wife enter. The man is played by Eric Idle, the wife is played by Graham Chapman (in drag), and the waitress is played by Terry Jones, also in drag.
Man: You sit here, dear.
Wife: All right.
Man: Morning!
Waitress: Morning!
Man: Well, what've you got?
Waitress: Well, there's egg and bacon; egg sausage and bacon; egg and spam; egg bacon and spam; egg bacon sausage and spam; spam bacon sausage and spam; spam egg spam spam bacon and spam; spam sausage spam spam bacon spam tomato and spam;
Vikings: Spam spam spam spam...
Waitress: ...spam spam spam egg and spam; spam spam spam spam spam spam baked beans spam spam spam...
Vikings: Spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam!
Waitress: ...or Lobster Thermidor a Crevette with a mornay sauce served in a Provencale manner with shallots and aubergines garnished with truffle pate, brandy and with a fried egg on top and spam.
Wife: Have you got anything without spam?
Waitress: Well, there's spam egg sausage and spam, that's not got much spam in it.
Wife: I don't want ANY spam!
Man: Why can't she have egg bacon spam and sausage?
Wife: THAT'S got spam in it!
Man: Hasn't got as much spam in it as spam egg sausage and spam, has it?
Vikings: Spam spam spam spam... (Crescendo through next few lines...)
Wife: Could you do the egg bacon spam and sausage without the spam then?
Waitress: Urgghh!
Wife: What do you mean 'Urgghh'? I don't like spam!
Vikings: Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!
Waitress: Shut up!
Vikings: Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!
Waitress: Shut up! (Vikings stop) Bloody Vikings! You can't have egg bacon spam and sausage without the spam.
Wife: I don't like spam!
Man: Sshh, dear, don't cause a fuss. I'll have your spam. I love it. I'm having spam spam spam spam spam spam spam beaked beans spam spam spam and spam!
Vikings: Spam spam spam spam. Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!
Waitress: Shut up!! Baked beans are off.
Man: Well could I have her spam instead of the baked beans then?
Waitress: You mean spam spam spam spam spam spam... (but it is too late and the Vikings drown her words)
Vikings: (Singing elaborately...) Spam spam spam spam. Lovely spam! Wonderful spam! Spam spa-a-a-a-a-am spam spa-a-a-a-a-am spam. Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Spam spam spam spam!
19 Apr 2010 10:53
oops! daisy !!!!!
04 Mar 2010 23:47
Sis Got Married Today !!! same Judge Same courthouse As Me & the She-sQuatch !!!! All went well & Gone Honeymooning Have Fun Gang @@@@@
04 Mar 2010 23:47
youngest grandson turned 11 yesterday & Sister Gettyng married next month !!!! Never get old !!!!!!!
26 Feb 2010 9:09
HAPPY AND BLESSED NEW YEARS TO ONE AND ALL - PEACE !!!!!!!!!
30 Dec 2009 23:05
oNE MORE DAY !!!!- To Quote whoever originally said it 1st If I'd have known I was gonna live this long I'd have taken Better care of Myself !!!! Sad But true !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
09 Dec 2009 18:38

About me

Nickname:
BIGTOXY69
Joined:
16 Jul 2004
User level:
Senior Member
From:
louisiana
One liner:
"Out Damned SpoT!!!!"
Born on:
10 December, 1959
Gender:
Male

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