Few weeks ago I received this nice letter from a woman who calls herself Marie de Fortune (must be a stage name like 50 Cent or Violet Blue). Ms. Fortune claims that she is an Expert in telepathic research and analysis plus Fifth generation clairvoyant and tarot expert (nice CV).
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Ms. Fortune says she can make my life better with few simple tricks. But unfortunately she isn't very skilled in her work. First thing that goes wrong is my name, I ain't Mr. RIH (a with two dots must be too hard for her).

Second thing is my house (I don't own a house in Heinola nor in anywhere else in that matter) where she wants to sent the cheque. If she really would be a clairvoyant, she would know that I don't own a house.

Ms. Fortune also says she will send me cheque in seven days. I haven't seen one and again if she really would be a clairvoyant, she would have seen possible problems that will happen to MY cheque. Plus she wants to send me an EXCEPTIONAL and PERSONAL GIFT (Ms. Fortune is prolly a big fan of Kanye West) that I haven't got either.

She has heard about my difficult, indeed, dramatic, situation and it seems that she has a file about me (hopefully not as detailed one that FBI, NSA and KRP have about me). It also seems that my life has deeply touched her.

And to the page 2.
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So she will send me a cheque made out to my name. I cannot really cash that because AGAIN I am not Mr. RIH. Her words are so lovely, I do not believe that anyone has ever made you such a concrete and positive proposal. Now I don't know if she wants drown me with concrete boots or does she want to be Ms. RIH but this options don't sound good.

Then there is first IF. I must reply to her, before I can receive anything. So whole first part was completely made to deceive me. I can sense that you already feel a lot better now. NO, I don't feel better, because either I am target of a scam or there is a crazy lady after me. And I hope big lottery winners aren't experiencing the same feelings. From now on I am going to look after you..., she must one of those womans who don't understand meaning of restraining order. What a great start to your new life that would be, so she wants to be part of my life or she just warns that I HAVE to start a new life because she stalks me?

my father always taught me to be thrifty, I bet he taught you lots of skills too (like stalking, intimidation, lying etc.). Believe me, I will take care of you, in fact, I have already started... creepy...

Few weeks ago I received this nice letter from a woman who calls herself Marie de Fortune (must be a stage name like 50 Cent or Violet Blue). Ms. Fortune claims that she is an Expert in telepathic research and analysis plus Fifth generation clairvoyant and tarot expert (nice CV).
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Ms. Fortune says she can make my life better with few simple tricks. But unfortunately she isn't very skilled in her work. First thing that goes wrong is my name, I ain't Mr. RIH (a with two dots must be too hard for her).

Second thing is my house (I don't own a house in Heinola nor in anywhere else in that matter) where she wants to sent the cheque. If she really would be a clairvoyant, she would know that I don't own a house.

Ms. Fortune also says she will send me cheque in seven days. I haven't seen one and again if she really would be a clairvoyant, she would have seen possible problems that will happen to MY cheque. Plus she wants to send me an EXCEPTIONAL and PERSONAL GIFT (Ms. Fortune is prolly a big fan of Kanye West) that I haven't got either.

She has heard about my difficult, indeed, dramatic, situation and it seems that she has a file about me (hopefully not as detailed one that FBI, NSA and KRP have about me). It also seems that my life has deeply touched her.

And to the page 3.
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On third page Ms. Fortune talks about some kind of powerful artifact called [b]R.A.L.T.C.W[b] (I bet she hasn't played [b]Diablo II[b] because there aren't any numeric modifiers or Horadric Cube recipes listed on this page) that will give me money (also no ROI calculations, so she must have missed Economics 101 in school of bat shit insane).

This is my proposal for your future and I am quite sure you should not refuse these gifts, WOW, someone has watched Godfather movies too many times... And you will see for yourself just how true all of this is and just how quickly it comes to pass I hope Ms. Fortune sees that too.

And to the page 4
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Scary stuff continues, UNIQUE MEANS, secret science... all that I hope is that you will eliminate all your financial problems <-- this means that I have to kill every IRS agent and my bank manager? And in what way could I better prove my friendship <-- maybe you could tell me the truth, you know, the thing called honesty. For it was my grandmother who gave it to me and told me about its secret power <-- so mental illnesses do travel in your family's gene pool... She received it from a Spanish millionaire ... It was his way of thanking her... <-- She got scammed, should I pity your family?

And to the page 5
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More Godfather stuff You cannot refuse this... opportunity... I would really not understand if you refused I hope she will write the Sopranos movie... I have world wide reputation... You can count me 100% well internet does know you, and your SCAM!

And to the page 6
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And free turns out to be 35 euros (+5 euros if you want some priority) but luckily she seems to accept Visa and Mastercard. She also promises to return my money if I write to her (irrevocable guarantee she says).

And finally the fine print says this is a contest and also says Everybody is free to believe in the supernatural or not I just hope Sam and Dean are after you in upcoming season...